Why oh why do I do this to myself?

      Why is it that I continue to eat super spicy foods?  I mean really, what is wrong with me?  It goes down hot, that I can deal with.  I don't have any problems with acid reflux or anything.  I don't have an ulcer and I can stomach just about anything with out a wayward belch.  Then it comes back out the other end.  Oh my!  It makes it almost not worth it.  Like seething bubbling lava, it oozes forth.  I swear to you the other day I could not sit down it was so white hot on the way out.  The stuff I like isn't even the hottest out there.  I know people who down things that would make napalm seem like Cheerios.  I think maybe they were born with galvanized steel butt holes.  I for one was not.  Someday mine will probably melt off in a burst of flame.